eating a jolly rancher filled gummie


eating a jolly rancher filled gummie


if tumblr dies before the end of the year i want everyone to know this was the best post
a jpeg: contains any warm-toned colour
tumblr.com:

Real talk, though, because it needs to be said: as much as we all joke that porn was the only good thing this place had left, the reality is that it being the only place where one could regularly engage with and promote sexual content being gone is really not understanding at all what makes this place special. I mean we all joke about “horny on main” and all that, but the reality is that for a lot of the LGTBQ+ community, particularly younger members still discovering themselves and members in extremely homophobic environments where most media sites were banned (but Tumblr wasn’t even considered important enough to be), this was a bastion of information and self-expression. For a lot of artists too, this was a great place to come and post NSFW work and get traction that became Patreon pages that became honest jobs.
The problem with “family friendly” social media is that more often than not, the ones hit the most by the whole family friendly nonsense are marginalized groups that have no vehicles to express themselves. Stuff like YouTube consistently bans or flags simple content featuring something as innocuous as two men kissing as “adult” content and makes it hard for LGBTQ+ content creators to compete with their non-queer peers for a lot of those reasons.
The ultimate problem isn’t even that banning of NSFW content, it’s the general mess surrounding it and unintended consequences to these groups. For MONTHS Tumblr has had a huge problem with porn spam bots and outright child pornography, and for MONTHS the majority of the userbase has been in general consensus that both of these things needed to stop. Tumblr did NOTHING. Absolutely nothing. When Apple finally removed their app from the store, SPECIFICALLY because of the child pornography, Tumblr decided to do what any rich corporation owning a social media site with zero understanding of what makes it popular would do, and decided that the best course of action was to eat itself like an Ouroboros. Rather than admit that they have done an absolutely shit job at keeping pedophiles off this website and rather than hiring the necessary staff to carefully moderate content, they decided to loose a poorly programmed bot that literally deleted perfectly SFW blogs with thousands of followers, and rather than properly handling moderation, they decided that it was best to simply go the lazy route and block anything even remotely NSFW.
They run this site in the worst way possible, and I don’t understand how @support or @staff or their completely oblivious “CEO” plans to keep this sinking ship alive.
alternative to tumblr :)
when you log onto tumblr after december 17

how to determine the gender of my nipples
no tits on Tumblr but Nazis are fine i guess
Apparently @support thinks Nazis are easier to sell to advertisers than nudes which either says a lot about America or a lot about why Yahoo keeps losing money.
The chilling adventures of Sabrina be like:
Aunt Zelda: Sabrina, pass me the UNHOLY butter so I can spread it with my CURSED knife on this DARK bread and eat my DESECRATED bacon on this BLACK day, PRAISE SATAN!
I haven’t even read any communist stuff my ideology is “share and be nice” like the first two rules of a kindergarten
imagine a crocodile with horse-like legs… unstoppable… i would love to ride one o’ those into battle
are you..high

….carry on
Fun fact these ‘crocodile cousins’ with ‘horse-like legs’ existed and was known as a ‘sabre-toothed cat in armour’ due to it’s speed out of water and long fangs. There was the ‘DogCroc’ ( Araripesuchus wegeneri) and ‘BoarCroc’ (Kaprosuchus). The DogCroc (featured above) was only around the size of a small dog, with its skull easily fitting into the palm of someones hand. It lived during the Lower Cretaceous-Upper Cretaceous period;


*Comparison of a DogCroc’s skull to a Sarcosuchus skull. (Sarcosuchus is the largest known crocodile species and was large enough it could even prey upon a T-Rex and could weigh up to ten tonnes and be over forty feet long.)
However the BoarCroc (Kaprosuchus) was twenty-foot long and could gallop across land and preyed upon dinosaurs.


That’s a fucking dragon
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and here I was thinking of a crocodile with literal horse legs like some kind of fool
I deeply desire a Victorian glass greenhouse with all kinds of flowers and herbs, air ferns hanging from all places, and a trickling water fountain to create an atmosphere of serenity.
someone: haha british people chewna instead of tuna
british person: oh yeah well americans shoot up schools did i mention that americans shoot up schools? cause that’s an appropriate thing to joke about and not a huge problem! lol #joaks #clapback
Someone: Brits be eating beans and toast for breakfast
Brits: well your elementary school students eat bullets from mass shooters lol gottem
Americans: instead of doing anything about our children dying in mass shootings in places that are meant to be safe, let’s mock the British for eating some weird stuff I guess
Hey dumbass have you completely ignored all the gun violence initiatives, gun control initiatives, marches, protests, and social movements trying to address the violence we experience? Do you think we can just wave a wand and make the problems go away? Do you not know how government systems work?
Saying Americans can’t make stupid jokes about British people eating burnt toast and beans because we have gun violence is like saying British people can’t talk about Americans being obsessed with the Kardashians or something because you have a problem with hate crimes and racism that has been terrorizing people of color consistently. There’s even an article literally from yesterday going over it.
So shut the fuck up and stop using tragedy to justify your lack of humor and disrespect of an issue that has affected millions of us.
Mmhmm sure that’s what was said. You can project whatever you want onto what I said it’s fine
apparently everyone else can read but you. maybe Britain should do something about their education system :/
British ppl have zero social skills. If a friend says you say rural funny do you bring up his childhood trauma?
You’re literally so defensive about your silly accents. Americans say certain things funny too, we say wadder and harry padder. You literally can pick any word with a t in the middle and we say it funny but you get so mad that we joke on your accents you go after our tragedies as if they aren’t still happening. You genuinely care so little about human life that you see the deaths of children as fair game for an innocent joke about your accents.
Brits talk about their banter as if they’re good sports who are able to playfully insult their friends, but in reality they’re so over sensitive about harmless jokes that they completely unlearn empathy in order to feel like they’ve won.

There’s no one that can tell me that this Spotify playlist isn’t specifically for and about Ronan Lynch.
“What’s next…FREE WATER?! FREE OXYGEN?! WHERE DO WE DRAW THE LINE?!”